Funny Dad T-Shirt "My Son Is Much Faster Than Me" — Humorous Father & Son Running Tee
Heather Grey / XS
$24.00
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This soft, lightweight crew tee carries a quiet, familiar humor for parents who know the circus of family life. A simple dinosaur runner and the line “My son is much faster than me (I choose not to run)” sit centered on a dark tee, giving a worn-in, comfortable vibe that reads as both playful and proudly lived-in. The fabric drapes easily, so it layers under jackets or stands alone on warmer days. Wear it to school pick-ups, weekend errands, or backyard playtime — it’s the kind of shirt that earns nods from fellow parents and starts easy conversations without trying too hard.
Product features
- Lightweight 4.3 oz cotton fabric for all-season wear
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit collar to hold shape
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved structure and fit
- DTF sleeve prints for crisp, long-lasting artwork
- Heather blends include 90% cotton / 10% polyester for softness and durability
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Funny Dad T-Shirt "My Son Is Much Faster Than Me" — Humorous Father & Son Running Tee
$24.00
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.48 | 19.02 | 20.51 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 26.02 | 27.99 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.01 | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 31.02 | 32.01 | 32.99 | 34.02 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.09 | 7.48 | 7.87 | 8.27 | 8.66 | 9.06 | 9.45 | 9.84 | 10.24 |
Product features
- Lightweight 4.3 oz cotton fabric for all-season wear
- Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit collar to hold shape
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved structure and fit
- DTF sleeve prints for crisp, long-lasting artwork
- Heather blends include 90% cotton / 10% polyester for softness and durability
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Next Level 3600, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean